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I pulled myself from the river, shook myself dry and headed west
following
the rock line. Normally Rock Tunnel Way would have been filled with
annoying
brats wanting to fight, but the convention in Pewter City had lured
them
away. I noticed a pair of eyes watching me from the nearby grass.
The Farfetch'd tried, without avail, to run away. My psychotic
pikachu did
a number on him. As I threw my last ball, the Farfetch'd cringed as
it was
turned into pure energy and sucked into the ball. I walked over to
look at
the ball, the gauge on the side told that the bird had very little
energy
left. Since I only have two hands I released the other 'chu from his
Poke-Prison and he danced onto the ground. He smiled a most annoying
smile
"Pika!" He Chimed.
The psychotic 'chu came over and joined us. "Chu?" Apparently
it releases
tension when it fights so its stuttering had stopped. I saw little
choice
but to try to make "small talk." Now remember that pikachus are creatures
of
very little brains and are Terrified at the prospect of change.
"So... How's life as a pikachu?"
"Pika!" meaning "Couldn't be better!" The normal one answered.
"Chu
Pika..." meaning "It Stinks!" Stated the psycho.
I was intrigued. "So do you think life would be better as a Raichu?
Thunder-stones aren't that hard to get you know..."
"Chu chu!" meaning "No way!!" Replied the normal one.
"Pika-Pikachu!" meaning "Oh, Hell yeah!" exclaimed the Psycho.
I snickered. "Don't you want to wait until you learn Thunder?"
Psycho ignored me, he was interested in a nearby ratatta.
I changed the subject, "So what would you like your nick-names
to be?"
"Pikachu!" Meaning "Pikachu!" Uninterested I turned to Psycho.
"Pika..." He watched the ratatta scurry along further... "ZAP!"
Before
anyone knew what happened Psycho had used Thunder on the ratatta rendering
it unconscious immediatly. "Well that answers that!" I said.
I rolled over to a "comfortable" root and dozed off.
"So what do you dream about?" Asked PikaZAP.
"Oh I dream about frolicking in the fields of my original home
with all my
pokemon friends." Replied Pikachu.
PikaZAP paused for a moment. "I bet you're Gay."
"No, I'm not!" Pikachu replied. "Not even a little bit!"
"Only a gay pikachu would frolic." ZAP pointed out.
"I'm not gay! Really!"
"Suuurrre you're not."
"No! Really! I'm not gay."
"Whatever, goodnite.."
"I'M NOT GAY!" ZAP had stopped replying. "Really... I'm not!...
Honestly...."
Tomorrow bright and early I woke up to a familiar face. "Al!"
I proclaimed.
The Alakazam used his mind to lift me in the air in a faux embrace.
"Abbie
too!" An Abra had accompanied him. He put me down. After introductions
I
told him the story, from George to Kat, leaving nothing out. Except
that
part about me being Blown out of the power plant. "Where is Caddie?"
I
asked. Al [via telepathy] told me Caddie (Short for Kadabra) had travelled
up another nearby river and into a cave.
He then reminded me of my engagement in Pewter City. "I'm not
worried. Kat
isn't going anywhere.
Meanwhile... In Cerulean City a giant stir had arose, Or more
appropriatly
a giant. A Snorlax had blocked the entrance to Mt. Moon cave. No one
could
seem to awaken it to make it fight!
As I walked into town I bumped into an old friend of mine.
"Lance! How's it goin'?"
"How is Gyro feeling? Did he ever get over the bug he caught?"
(No pun
intended, he ate a venonat and got terribly ill)
"By the Way, is our Tailor in
town?"
After receiving my new threads and healing the pokemon all the
Pokemon
returned easily into their balls except Pikachu.
"Why won't you get into the ball?"
"Pika, Pika, Pikachu! meaning "Its scary in there!"
"No, its not! Tell ya' what, get in the ball and when we get
to Pewter I
WON"T turn you into a Raichu!" Pikachu immediatly jumped into the ball.
Half
way through town I bumped into a fellow named Lucas. He was a budding
writer
and decided to follow me for a while. Taking down my every move, while
I
didn't mind he wasn't the most co-ordinated person in the universe.
At Mt. Moon cave I met up with Kat.
"Hey Stryker! How's it goin'?" I returned the balls I had borrowed
from her
earlier. I also proceeded to introduce her to all my new acquantances.
After
a little more chit-chat I figured I'd better do my job.
"Jabba! Get into the ball!" As his name was called Jabba did
wake up but he
failed to obey me. At this time Lucas started walking backwards and
tripped
over a rock.
"Well, it looks like he obeys you well..." Kat playfully stated.
"I'd like to see you do a better job!"
"Honey, I can do a better job than you and your hand do solo!"
Ooh... she had started talking dirty. "Well Princess, we do a
better job
than you do gettin' laid!" Once again we became serious as I whispered
to
her...
"Okay, to get Jabba ... run down to the Hamburger Hut ... get
a ..." She
smiled and ran off.
She returned with a small box with one of the most putrid foods
ever
created.
"Jabba! Get in the Ball or I'll make you eat this!!!" I opened
the box and
raised it high so Jabba could see. The fear in his eyes came out as
he saw
the TOFU BURGER!!! Jabba squealed and started to beg. I threw out the
ball
and Jabba did his best to lunge towards it. (Although he didn't move,
Snorlaxes don't have the best reflexes) At this point I thought it
might be
best to check on Lucas.
"Lucas? You alright?"
"Han Solo ... Princess Leia ... Jabba the Hutt ...
Ugh." He once again
passed out. A nice red haired lady with a weird bun hairstyle came
up and
said. "I'll take car of him, you run along now and go to your convention!
My
name is Nurse Joy and he's in my care now." After running away as fast
as we
could from the squeaky voiced nurse, we both grabbed one of Falcon's
legs.
(Falcon is what I named Farfetch'd)
"C-ya next Millenium! Falcon, Fly us to Pewter City!"
"Millenium ... Falcon" Nurse Joy came into his view. "Funny hair"
I heard Lucas went off and made a couple of movies. While I haven't
seen
them I've heard they were pretty good!