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I walked into the wardroom, my spearmint tea in hand. I was rich,
Unbelieveably rich; after all father DID invent the pokeball.
I started to think about my younger siblings. Like most rich kids they
blew their inheritance and joined so sort of cult on the mainland.
Oh yes, that's right You probably don't know about Emerald Isle. Its MY island right off Cinnabar and the Seafoams, All 150 pokemon from around the world, make their homes here. I stopped to sip my tea when the loud sound of helicopter blades brought me back to the real world. I looked out the window, Global Police helicopters.
"Great, you fence off the Seafoams and the cops come after You..." I muttered to myself. I opened the door. A man with a dark complexion accompanied by a lady in a short skirt with blue hair stood waiting.
"Hello! Would you like some Spearmint tea?" Without provocation the man conked me on the head with his nightstick, I'd always had a hard head but it was enough to send me to the floor.
"Ouch! If you don't want spearmint I also have peppermint!" I proclaimed from the floor. The lady entered the house, along with a squadron of policemen I hadn't seen, and proceeded to rip the house to shreds looking for something.
The man knelt down, "Well, what do YOU know about Team Rocket?"
I told him I knew nothing which I didn't, for all I knew it was a new
part of NASA? "Heh, that's what they ALL say!" He raised his nightstick
to hit me again, this time exposing a big "G" patch on his uniform and
his nametag "George". I then flinched and lost consciousness...
Officer Jenny came back to the room, "Sir, We couldn't find anything
to incriminate this man. What do we do now?"
"Well, we throw him into the ocean, set loose the pokemon from
his ranch, and donate all of his money to a charity: The Search For The
Cure of Pokemon Amnesia . Trust me this guy is bad news..."
My first memory is waking up with a beautiful lady standing directly above me. I smirked, the best smirk I could considering I was half drowned. "Hey, You're alive!" She yelled. I took that opportunity to spit out some water. Then I thought maybe I could fake choking on some water and she'd give me mouth-to-mouth. The thought of course came too late since I was standingup and brushing myself off. I was wearing the poofy kind of robes that rich people wear, Off course it was really poofy after absorbing ocean water. I looked around, I recognized this place. It was my power plant! It looked completly Devastated! "Hello! Are you Mute or something?" I realized how rude I'd been and proceeded to introduce myself.
"Silph, Stryker Silph."
"Glad to meet ya' My name's Kat, short for Katherine!"
Kat, was roughly avout 5'10, red hair, hourglass figure, she looked gorgeous in the old flight jacket she was wearing. Her hair was tied up rather carefree in small buns that made her head tip slightly to one side giving her a coy-innocent look. Her smile was another matter. It was a cocky smirk, displaying the fact that what ever was going on, Kat would come out of it on top.
"Well Katherine, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful
friendship. What happened to this power plant?"
"A couple of days ago a giant bird came and drove out all of
the workers, Silph as in Silph Company?"
"Yes..." I answered slowly fearing she might be after my money.
"Great! I've been meaning to talk to you, Pure white makes your
pokeballs look so drab, have you tried coloring them?"
Astonished that she didn't care about my money, I replied, "No actually," She then showed me a couple of variations she had custom-ordered my favorite was the one that had a red top. I made a note to talk to the CEO (a.k.a. my lackey). Anyways since I had no pokemon I asked to borrow a couple of balls and enter the Plant. She said she had a convention to attend in Pewter and asked me if I'd mind being her escort, which of course I didn't, after all if I was ever to seek my revenge on George I'd need all the help I could get! and besides, she was a babe! She set off I told her I'd meet her in Cerulean. I entered the Plant looking for my lost property.
Contrary to popular belief the power plant is a NUCLEAR power
plant. So to look for this bird I went straight to the reactor core. I
was stopped by a rabid Pikachu, which since I had no pokemon I decided
It might be a good time to get my first. The ball hit the Chu on the head.
The Pikachu wasn't weak at all so it of course put up a valiant fight,
it lost of course since I had already picked up the ball and shrunk it
down to a miniscule size. At the reactor core I looked up and just as I
predicted a giant bird was sapping energy from the reactors, it was of
course Zappy.
"Zappy get down here!!!" "ZapDOS, ZAP-DOOOSS, dos dos." It was
mad at me. I picked up the nearest object, a nearby pokeball and threw
it at Zappy The pure white ball hit the bird and exploded knocking the
bird out. "Ugh... Accursed Voltorb!" A little known fact is that voltorbs
and electrodes are actually rejects from the silph factory, thats why later
on they developed colors. Behind me I heard an electrical twitching.
"PiPiPiPi.....CHUCHUCHUCHUCHU...KaKaKa" I turned around it was a pikachu. I turned back to zapdos. The Chu went forward to the bird, I had been ignoring the rat as a simple nuisance, only now did I notice that it was Huge; nearly the size of a Raichu! Thinking carefully I concluded that the Pikachu must have been genetically altered by some nuclear radiation leaking from the core. The rat was now thundershocking the unconscious bird, I laughed, Thinking of what a radioactive Chu might be worth if captured.
The giant chu was still zapping away at the unconsious bird. I snuck up behind him and threw a rock at him. The Pikachu didn't seem to mind, it kept taking its frustration out on Zapdos. It was just then I realized that pokemon can tell when another pokemon was weak. This Chu didn't seem to Care! I laughed, this pikachu was Psychotic! I then proceeded to capture the giant chu like I did the first one.
Since I knew Zappy would be VERY-VERY irritated when he woke up I decided to let him cool off for a while and come back later. Once again behind my back I heard the sound of electricity, I looked back at Zapdos. Apparently, the pika's zapping had "jump started" the zapdos and boy was I ever right... he was rather mad.
As Zappy's Thundershock blew me out the Power Plant's door. I landed in the river. Water was getting tiring but I decided to swim to Cerulean City, buy some decent clothes, and then head to Pewter city for a date with destiny!
Next Chapter:
Pewter City -Formation of Team Rocket + more characters
Pallet Town -Ash, Gary, and Prof. Oak
and more of my egomaniacal ranting.
StrykerPK