Chan-Lee

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Chan-Lee grew up in the slums of Saffron City. Everyday, he stood outside of the Saffron Fighting Dojo, looking into the windows longingly. Everywhere he turned, it was "You're not good enough!" "Chanseys are Weak. They are not for fighting." "Chanseys are Girly pokemon, Now Go stick a thermometer up a slowpoke!" Obviously, it was very demoralizing.

As he gazed through the window, He mirrored the moves of the fighters inside. More for the sake of killing time than actual training. Eventually, he noticed that 'his' training area was getting smaller. As with the expansionist culture of Saffron, Next door a building was being constructed. With a sigh, he walked back to where he made his home; a small cardboard box next to the entrance of Silph Co's building complex.

Soon enough, People were moving into the new building; But they weren't NORMAL people, there was something 'different' about them. Things started getting tense at the Dojo, The Sensei was always tense and nervous. All the fighting pokemon seemed unable to concentrate and worried.

On a dark and fearsome day, the Sensei had finally decided to conquer his fear and face the new-comers. A young girl, all of 12 answered the door.

She had light blue hair, deep mysterious eyes, and an unmistakeable aura of beauty around her. "What do you want KenKai?"

"You must take your Evil Pokemon, and flee. For Saffron is the home of the Fighters. We don't want your types here."

She laughed. At first it was a light, cute laugh, but it degraded into evil cackling soon enough. "Why don't you make us?"

By this time, The members of the clans had gathered outside of the buildings. A large battle was about to begin. Of Course, Chan-Lee saw this as a momentous opportunity. He leaped next to KenKai and was prepared to defend the Fighting Dojo to the death. "Go away Lee. You're only embarrasing us. Go prepare some Medics, These punks are going to need them."

This destroyed Chan-Lee's spirit. He ran back to his home as fast as his pudgy little feet could take him. There he slowly sat down, next to the sign, his constitution weakening. He began to cry. No one around him noticed, since his tears were hidden by the now pouring rain. Chanseys were known for being lucky, and Lee's Luck was about to change...

"Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored..." I twirled a pen on the desk. I the head of a Multi-Billion dollar company, the Richest kid in the world, and women were proverbially 'beating down the door' to meet me, I also had the title of Most Bored person in Saffron. I tossed the pen in the air and caught it between my fingers. I pushed the raised button on my designer desk.

"Yes Mr. Silph?"
"Ahh... I was just seein' if the button worked..."
"Yessir. It is working properly Sir."
Needing a reason to keep company I walked over to the large window in the wall behind my desk. The window was a giant circle, cut many times by small, intersecting dividers. I looked down. (The way people tell you never to look) And noticed something.
"Whom is that?" As my employee crossed the room to look at the window, he had a troubled step. One of someone thats being kept from important work to baby-sit a 14 year old. Well, I was an IMPORTANT 14 year old.
"That would be Lee, Sir.
"Leesir?"
"No, Sir. Chan-Lee. The homeless Chansey."
"Bring him up here."
"But SIR! Wild pokemon can be dangerous they can have rabies, and chicken Pox and ..."
"I SAID..." Before I could finish another word he was running down the stairs as fast as he could. If I was going to be a rich brat; I might as well be a DEMANDING rich brat.

Soon enough Lee was drug up to the Penthouse, given a mug of hot cocoa, and a warm blanket and place by the fire. "Good Chocolate?"

I turned my chair around so I could face him. My voice had startled him because he thought he was alone in the room. "Chan Chan" Or "Yes, Yes it is."

"You DO know that inhabiting a building in a commercial zone is a misdemeanor?"
"Chan-Chan-Chan-SEEEY!" Or "I'm Sorry! I'll... I'll Leave! I'll ... I'll."
I raised my hand to stop him mid-sentance. "That's why I'm going to see to it you get a nice house in a residential area." He was speechless. Obviously, some people didn't appreciate Pokemon as I did. To excuse the phrase, 'Pokemon are People too.' I picked up the blotter on my desk and hurled it at him. Yelling at the top of my lungs... "THINK FAST!!!!!"
As I predicted, Lee jumped from his seated position on the comfort of the couch and Karate Chopped the blotter clean through; sending the halves to opposite sides of the room. Lee looked around, not quite sure on what had just happened. "I thought so. What's wrong with you?" I asked.

Instead of wondering what an odd question that was he replied, "Chan Sey Chansey. Chansey's Se Se." Or "I'm a Chansey. Chansey's aren't good enough..." At this I picked up a pen and threw it at Lee's Face. He caught it mid-air.

"That's Rubbish." I declared. "What you are is determined by YOU not your species..."
"Ch, Ch..." Or "But, But..." I waved him off.
"There's a warrior inside you isn't there?" He stood there dumbfounded. I waited for the suspense to build before I continued. "Well, Isn't there?"
"Ann, nnss, eeey..." Or "Yyyy... YYe... Yes."
"And what does the warrior want to do?" He began to wince, he furrowed his brow, and his face grew evil.
"Ch Chan." Or "To Fight." I walked over to Lee and put my hand on his 'shoulder'.
"Listen to the warrior. Go. Do what you have to do." He knew immediatly what I was talking about. He walked angrily to the door and FLUNG it open. I yelled his name. He turned half-way around.
"Good Luck."
He smiled a confident smirk and continued on his way. I walked up to the intercom and rubbed my sleeve over it. Small sounds of pain came from the other side. "That's what you get for listening to private conversations!"
Still rubbing his ears my employee walked in laid a few papers in my desk and started to leave the room. He stopped at the door and just HAD to ask... "How did you know?"

"I didn't." He stopped and gaped at me. "I made it ALL up! Right off the top of my head! Just -Whish-. That easy." He laughed slightly and closed the door. I looked at the stack of papers. Picking up my pen I ran in back and forth through my fingers... "Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored..."

At his box, Lee stopped to pick up his few possessions. A bandana, he quickly tied it around his forehead. A pair of ninchukus, he tucked them under his arm. A Spin-Doctors CD, he took it and threw it out into the street. He would now reclaim his honor...

As he arrived at the Clan houses, the Dojo was packing up. "Sey Sey Sey?" Or "What's goin' on?"
"Sorry Lee, we lost. We have to leave Saffron."
"CHAN!" -No english equivalent- Lee marched over to next door and knocked hastily. The Blue haired girl answered. At first she thought it was a prank, but eventually she looked down and saw Lee. She laughed lightly.
"And YOU want?"
Lee spoke quickly and with force. He would challenge her to a free-for-all. If He won, the Dojo could stay. If She won, He would arrange it so that Silph Co. would fund her operation. (No, he didn't have the power to do that.) Inside the Psy-Dome was an intimidating place. The blue haired woman's 4 pokemon sat waiting for their turn for action. She smiled and waved at Venonat. "Nat Nat!" Or "Hee Hee HEE!".
Lee took advantage and quickly seismic tossed nat into the ceiling. The lady started to panic, she waved out The Mime. It was impossible to tell what the Mime was thinking. (Partially because Mime's don't talk) It quickly tried to double-slap our hero. But Lee would have none of that! He deftly blocked the slaps and Mega Punched the Mime in the stomach. As Mime's Head came down A Mega Kick sent him to the mat. The Lady was visibly panicked now. She grimaced until an evil aura took her over and she began grinning evilly. She sent out BOTH Abra and Kadabra.

Knowing that a 2-on-1 was not good news. Lee kept his eye on the Kad. He stayed back and waited for a move. As Soon as kad's arm lifted up to call a Psybeam, Lee cartwheeled out of the way. Abra wasn't so lucky however. While Kad checked on his teammate, Lee took advantage and jumped on his back from behind! Lee grabbed Kad's ears and Headbutted the Kad several times. Eventually, Kad submitted and Lee climbed off victoriously. At the head of the spectators was KenKai. As Lee approached KenKai offered these words...

"You have done well my pupil. Let us return to the Dojo for more training." Kenkai bowed low.
Lee approached KenKai, and lifted up his chin to look into his eyes. -SLAP SLAP- "Chan Chan CHAN Chan Chan..." Or "NOW I'm your pupil. You have a lot to learn about honor..."

Lee Slowly walked out of the Arena, out of the building, out of the slums, towards the Silph Building... Until he heard a rapid clapping.
"WOW! You were REALLY good! Mind if I make your acquantance?"
More shocked than surprised, Lee shook hands with him.
"My name is Skunk, BlackSkunk. And If you want, I'd like to let ya' hang with us. We're plannin' on goin' out 'ta sea soon. And Company would be enjoyed!" The man was interesting, So were his friends... And Lee joined his new friends and followed them to adventure... But that's another story...

She stood there with her piercing eyes...
While her machop once again kicked Zappy in the thigh...

My Pokés were now exhausted and I knew not what to do...
I looked around the room to see my comrades failing too...

Recalling machop, she pulled from her belt,
A PokéBall, custom-made, covered with felt...

I clenched my hands and gritted my teeth...
I stared at the ball and wondered what was underneath...

Tossing the ball, out popped a Hitmonchan...
It's first move was to shatter the ceiling fan...

Shards of wood rained down on we two...
She tapped her foot, clad nicely in Police Shoe...

I wondered how I could be losing to Officer Jenny...
That was more embarrasing than being KILLED by a penny...

Zap jumped into the air and ripped of chan's arm...
But he simply looked at her as if she'd done him no harm...

Then faster than lightning came something so quick...
It went faster than the wall clock's TOCK-TICK...

The punch sent Zap reeling and into the sky...
Exasperated I let out a great SIGH...

Battered and beaten, I dropped to the floor...
Not knowing that my salvation was arriving at the door...

Standing in the light came a Poké so round...
I knew my luck was sure to abound...

Carried in his arm were eggs in a basket...
Little did Hitmon know it'd soon need a casket...

While Hitmon was busy reattaching his arm...
Jenny and I took time to admire Chan-Lee's charm...

Chan-Lee was a chansey so wise, and so strong...
Not even the WORST trainer could have gone wrong...

A bandana he had tied 'round his head...
He looked around for his victim or the 'Soon to be dead!'

Growling as he lept, Chan-Lee cleared a funny hedge...
It got next to the Hitmonchan and preformed Double Edge!

The Hitmonchan, being so quickly knocked out...
Jenny chose a new fighter for the next bout...

Out popped a Primeape all fluffy and furry...
No longer worried about the fight, I had a big bowl of curry!

Chan-Lee, who just Defense curled into a ball,
Bounced up and pounded Primeape down through the hall!

The Primeape focused his energy on Lee's eggs in the basket...
I gazed out a window to see kids singing, 'A tisket a Tasket!'

Apey slapped the eggs to the ground...
Where they rolled on the floor and hid all around...

Seeing as I had nothing better to do...
I crawled on my knees, and eggs I found two...

Finding all two dozen was quite a chore...
But the action all around made it less a bore...

Lee made short work of Jenny's fighting Pokes...
But someone spilt water on me and now I was soaked...

"I'll be back for you, you, you Stryker P. K. !"
Laughing Out I Yelled, "Go Ahead... Make my day..."