A Writers Part

**I've read alot of stories where the writer plays an active role**

**this is one of those stories**

**Okay, let's see.... I need a cast. hmmmm...... Okay, Ash is my favorite character so he can start.** Ash appears in the quiet forest clearing, looking around in shock.

"What just happened?" he asked.

**I called you here to be in a fanfic. I am Felixman, your author. KNEEL!!** Ash quickly obeys.

"Uh... where are the others?"

**I haven't called them yet. Since your the star of the story, why don't you pick the cast.**

"Great! I need Pikachu first off."

**Awww. Do you always need that damn electric mouse? I mean I like Pikachu and all but it gives you such a girly image.** Ash scowls.

"What do you mean girly!" he shouts.

**Come on. You walk around with a small, fuzzy, yellow electric mouse. How girly is that!** Ash turnes red and shakes in anger.

"Fine! Send me a NON girly pokemon!"

**Sweet** with that, a Scyther appears. Ash stares, his jaw flapping in the breeze. **Problem?**

"Uh...no...." he murmers, still gawking at his temerary pokemon.

"Scyther scy scyth?" the large bug asked.

**Yes you have to work with him. Ash, can we get on with this?**

"Oh, Sure! Okay now I need Brock and Mist..... can I leave Misty out for now?"

**No sweat.** Brock appears. He eyes the Scyther suspiciouslly but decides it's not going to kill him.

"Why are we here, Ash?" Brock asks.

"Where going to be in a fanfic!"

"Then were is Misty? She's way more popular than you."

"Shut up! I'M in charge of this story and I haven't called for Misty yet."

"No way!"

**Yes way. Ash is the field commander, so shut up and take his orders like a man.**

"YES SIR!" Brock shouts while saluting.

**Smart move** Brock smiles weakly and turns back to Ash.

"Well?"

"Well what?"

"Call for Misty! We can't have a story without her!"

"Sure we can! Just you and me on the road with my trusty Pika...er...Scyther, nothing holding us back, no one to tell us what to do." Brock cracked Ash upside the head with a mallet.

"IF YOU DON'T CALL FOR MISTY, I'M LEAVING!" Brock shouts.

"Fine. Please send Misty."

**Your funeral, pal.** Misty appears and takes out her mallet.

"Try to ditch me will you!" She dashes forward, mallet raised high. Ash runs, Scyther watching in vast amusment.

"Can't you MAKE her be nice to me!" Ash shouts.

**Well....yeah but.....** Ash ducks under another swing.

"Do it!"

**Alright.** Misty stops chasing Ash and buts her mallet away. Ash slips and falls.

"Oh no!" Misty dashed to his side and helped him up. "Are you alright, Ash?" She said in a concerned tone.

"Yeah, I'm fine Misty." the two start having a nice, friendly conversation. Brock had his head in his hands, thinking.

**What's up, Brock?**

"Before you did this to Misty, you tried to add a 'but'. What was it?" he said, still watching the two teens.

**Well, my power is limited. I can only hold one of you out of character for no reason for a limited amount of time.**

"How long?"

**Till about now** Misty suddenly stood up, withdrew her mallet, and beat Ash to within an inch of his life.

"That will teach you to mistreat me!' she said.

**You have a serious impulse control problem, Misty.**

"Oh, be quiet! Why Ash would even listen to you is beyond me!"

**Well, I am the author. And incase you didn't know, Ash's new pokemon is a five and a half foot tall INSECT** Misty slowly turned her head towrds Scyther, who was pealing Ash off the floor. She finally noticed it's green color, it's bugish head, and the set of dragonfly wings.

"AHHHHHH!!!" Misty leapt into Brock's arms. "Keep it away!" she screamed.

**You think your suffering now? Check this.** Brock hugs Misty tighter, he had entered the famous 'Pretty girl mode', and Misty was already in his clutches.

"Oh, Misty! I love you! Marry me now!" Brock continued to rant, and Misty continued to struggle. She got her arm free and used that good-old mallet to end the threat.

**I forgot about that damn thing.** She looks around.

"Okay, no more. I'll be a good girl." she slowly puts her mallet away.

**I knew you were the smart one**

"Hey! I thought I was the favorite?" Ash said, still leaning on Scyther.

**You are. Now let's pick thing up a bit.** Team Rocket appears. For some reason the whole speach is muted except for:

"Meooooowth! That's right!" Meowth says. Ash, Misty, and Brock (Who had recovered from his injuries in the great anime tradition) fall to their knees and shout "Thank you, O wise writer!" as one.

**Awww, Gee! Thanks you guy's!** Ash looks at team rocket, a frown on his face.

"What are you frowning at, twerp?" Jessie said.

"You two. Since I'm the star here I think I deserve stronger opponents." Ash replied calmly. Misty, Brock and Scyther nodded. James breaks down crying.

"We're such big losers the twerp is EMBARRASED to beat us!" he continued to wail as Jessie and meowth pummled him. Brock sighed.

"How about tougher opposition?" he asked.

**Sure, if you feel up to it** Jessie, James and Meowth disappear. They were replaced by Gary, AJ and his Sandshrew. Misty cracked her knuckles.

"This should be good!" Misty said as she reached for her pokeballs. Brock smiled and followed suit. Gary reached for his belt and Sandsrew entered the ready position. Just when the action was about to start, Ash rushes into the middle.

"Stop!" he says sternly.

**Why?**

"I want really strong enemies! I am the greatest pokemon trainer of all time and I demand a true challenge!"

**Deflat your ego, Ash. Gary and AJ are more than enough to push your groups skills to the limit.** Ash crossed his arms.

"Huh! The words of and amateur! I'll bet you never even beat the game!"

**WHAT!?! I sure did! In fact, I beat it with a team of three bugs, two ground, and a rock type. I'd like to see you do that!" Ash seemed unimpressed.

"Couldn't beat the game, only seen one or two episodes of the show, I know your type. A pokemon fan wannabe!"

Thunder rolled in the distance. Misty, Brock, AJ and Gary watched in horror as the bright sky was darkened by thick storm clouds. "I bet you don't know my last name! You probably wouldn't know a plot point if it bit you on the....."

"Ash!" Misty shouted interupting him. "Your making him mad! Apologize before he makes us all suffer!"

"No way! This no talent hack can finish the story with out me. Unless I get better opponents." Ash said. Thunder roared

again and lightning flashed, striking within a few feet of Ash's position.

**You want a challenge, you ungrateful ink plot! I'll send you a challenge!** Aj and Gary dissapear. They were replaced by Ryoga from Ranma1/2, and Gowree from Slayers. Ash face faulted.

"Those aren't pokemon trainers." he said softly.

**Took you long enough. Those are two people that fight monsters for a living. Your pokemon CAN'T beat them!**

Misty and Brock step up.

"We're with you Ash!" Brock said.

"All the way!" Misty added.

**No this time.** a young lady walks out, clad in only a tight one-peice black bathing suit. Her golden hair and tanned

skin seemed to shine. (even thought the sun was blocked) Brock immediatly went into hunting mode.

"Will you go out with me!" he asks, clinging to the girl.

"Yes!" she says, and leads Brock away. Misty smiles.

"Your good. But it'll take more than a shallow, on-the-spot creation to get rid off me!" Misty said.

**Sorry, Misty. This is between me and Ash.** Misty frowns and notices another person that had appeared. It was

Ranma himself. Misty blushed as he walked up to her.

"Uh, high. I'm Ranma Saotome and I was wondering if you'd like to get a bit to eat. A good friend of mine owns a

restaurant not far from here." he askes. Misty's stouborness and pride are no match for Ranma's incredible ability to get

woman. She accepts his offer and walks off, never hearing Ash's screams. Ash was now alone with two very powerful anime

characters.

**Time to pay the piper, Ashy-boy**

Thirty minutes and more than eighty thousand dollars in damages later.....

"Why?" Ash said weakly, his tell-tale hat the only recignizable thing on him. All his pokemon had laster a total of four

minutes, leaving him with twenty-six minutes of pain.

**You mocked my skill as a pokemon viewer AND gamer. Your lucky your alive** Ash got up, tears in his eyes.

"I'm sorry I was mean! It's just that everyone thinks I'm an idiot, and no one likes me, and...and.....Ahh!!" Ash continued

to cry, the full realization of how pathetic he was haing finally sunk in.

**Calm down Ash. Look, now that we're on good terms again, how about I make all this up to you?** He continued

sniffling but had quieted alot.

"How?"

**Name it.**

"Well... first, I miss Pikachu."

**Fine** Pikachu appears and leaps into Ash's arm's. They hug, but Pikachu is sending a very dirty look in every

direction. **Watch it. I'm still cranky and your treading on thin ice.** Pikachu stopped with the looks.

"Okay, thanks. Now can you sent Misty and Brock back?"

**One Pewter gym leader and one fiery red-head comin up** Brock and Misty appear, both run to Ash and check his

wounds, which had not fully healed. (I'm still a little irritated.)

"Oh Ash I was so worried! Are you okay?" Misty said, tears forming in her eyes as she noticed his condition. Ash

frowned.

"I didn't ask for her to act lke this." he said.

**uh, Ash. I didn't make her. That's her character talking.**

"Crud."

"So I'm not a nice person huh? Oh Ash you make me so mad...." Misty continued to fume as Brock and Pikachu tried to

calm her.

**Time to sign off, Ash. This has gone nowhere and I'm running out of jokes.**

"Wait! Just two more things!" Ash cried as the screen started to blacken. The screen returned to normal.

**What is it?**

"First, sent me Togepi!"

**WHAT!?! NO!! I hate that damn thing!** Ash sighs and his head hangs like a childs. **Fine** Togepi arrives.

everyone stops what their doing to watch as it does several mind numbingly cute things.

"Stand back everyone." Ash says. Brock, Misty, Pikachu, and Scyther back away, not knowing what to expect. Ash

reached up and twisted his cap backwards, wound up, and hurled a pokeball infront of Togepi. "Charizard, destroy Togepi!"

Ash ordered. Charizard relesed a huge blast of fire onto the small pokemon for at least a minute. When it was recalled, all that

was left of the egg was a toasted shell. Misty smiled and hugged Ash.

"I'm free! I don't have to live in it's shadow anymore!"

"Pika pi pikacha kachu pika pikachu!!" (I'm the cutest one on the show again!) The three cast members celebrated the

death off their curse as Brock and Scyther watched on, unimpressed.

**Ash, what else do you want?** Ash, Misty ans Pikachu stop dancing.

"I want you to keep Misty fromhurting me till the end of the story. Misty froze. 'I'm in for it now.' she thought. Ash took

her hands in his and breathed deeply. "Misty... I know we argue and everything and that we're not as close as we should be but

there's something I've wanted to say to you for a long, long time." Misty smiled. This may not be so bad. She stepped closer.

"What is it Ash?" she whispered. Brock and the two pokemon watched, popcorn, soda and 3-D glasses ready. Ash

leaned very close to Misty, his lips a few centimeters from her ear. he whipered so quietly she could barley hear him.

"It's pay back time." Ash said. Misty jumped back, startled. Ash smiled and snapped his fingers. Pikachu and Scyther

walked to his side. "Scyther, Misty says your cute." Scyther's eyes became large and watery. It had always thought it was ugly,

but SHe said he was cute. "Know what else?" Ash continued. Misty was backing away, her terror rising at the sight of a bug

bigger than she was.

"Scy?"

"She want's you to be her pokemon! All you have to do is get her to capture you and the two of you will never be apart!"

Scyther now had hearts floating around his head. He leapt into the air with joy and started after misty, who ran almost as fast as

a Rapidash. Brock and Pikachu scowled.

"That'a cruel, Ash." Brock said. he watched as Misty continued to flee from the massive bug which had come to the

conclusion that this was a way of testing his skills. Brock finally smiled. "It is kinda funny." He starts laughing. Ash laughs too,

but stops.

"Ryoga, Take him!" Ash cried. Ryoga leapt out of a tree and tackled Brock. Ash winced as Brock was retuced to a

whimpering shell of his former self.

**How did you do that?**

"Ryoga hates womanizers."

**Ash, your a character after my own heart.**