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Greetings Mortals. I am Arculus. I am the keeper of God’s Eternal Books of Time and Legends. Come with me. Here stories of every ones lives are kept. From Lincoln to Caesar. From Einstein to Stan Lee. I Take these mystic books and store them for safe keeping. These books show the past, present and even the future of all men and women. These books don’t have words, no. They play like your movies. However I have not adapted a way for you to see the pictures. So instead I will tell you what I see. Ah, here’s the book I want. I shall show you a chapter in the life of a pokemon trainer named Ash Katchem. A boy who is destined to be a great pokemon champion. In fact he will be what people measure future champions by. Lets take a short look into part of his life. This is the chapter when he meets Mewtwo, a powerful pokemon and where he find true love. Let us begin.
Well what a spot we have here. Ash is standing in front of a cat like monster that has enough psychic powers to wipe out a hundred pokemon, his new found love lays over in a corner unconscious, and his five pokemon behind him, ready to battle. How did all this come to be you might ask. Well lets step back in time to enjoy the events unfold. Ah, here we are. There’s Ash and co. walking down to Sea Ward Port. From there he can get to Cinnabar Island. Of course he’s not getting there right away. Not if that balloon in the sky has something to say about in.
“Hey, It’s Team Rocket!”
Good observation Ash. Lucky you they don’t see ya.
“Head under the trees.”
Well then, hide from them and they definitely won’t see you, hmm. Well while you wait for Team Loser to go away lets take a quick peek in a research facility. Here we are. Oh look, there’s a pokemon in a tube. Never seen one like that before. Grayish, catlike, about human height. And who are they? Oh, their scientists. I wonder what they have here.
“Congads gentlemen, we have created a new pokemon.”
Can we say, bad Idea? I knew you could. Prepare to die like dogs.
“From this pokemon Mew we have made a new species.”
Another cat like pokemon. Smaller and pink. I guess the Gray one is Mewtwo, huh?
“The new species will be dubbed Mewtwo.”
They must heard me. Big G will have it in for me if they did.
“Who am I?”
Well that’s new. Outside of Meowth, no pokemon speaks english.
“You are Mewtwo. Come, we wish to know you.”
No, they want lots of test to be run. Well lets speed things up to get to the main event. Oh no. I went to far. Though I like the Lab’s new look. Pre-nuclear war, I think. Where’d Mewtwo run off to. Oh well, we’ll see him later. Now lets get back to Ash. There he is. Looks like he and Pikachu are off pokemon hunting.
“Pika, Pi.(See anything.)”
“No.”
At least he understands him. What’s that? Oh, it’s just Misty. Looks like she’s playing spy. Gee, she looks so cute. Lets she what she’s thinking.
“Why do I want him?”
Who? Ash?
“If he only knew.”
Please. Enlighten us.
“I don’t want the bike I want him. But why.”
Gee, could it be something called love maybe. Let’s get back to Ash. This thought train is too mushy.
“Pika, Pika.(So what do you think about Misty.)”
“Well…. I like her but….”
Yesssssssss.
“I don’t know what she thinks of me.”
Is that all? Your the guy. You do the asking. Uh oh, we’re back on that mushy train.
“Pika, Pika.(You’d be surprised.)”
Love train wreak, dead ahead.
“What do you mean?”
“Pikachu, Pika, Pikachu.(Don’t turn around but she’s watching us.)”
“Huh?”
Unless you missed that he said, Misty is watching you. Was something lost in the translation.
“Pika, Pikachu, Pikachu, pika, Pi, chu.(I over heard lots of thing while she tends to her pokemon.)”
Do tell.
“Pikachu.(She likes you.)”
Well, we knew that.
“Say what?”
Surprised? Well, I don’t blame ya.
“Pikachu, Pika, pika, chu.(Lets get back to catching pokemon.)”
Smooth. Like cement. Enough of this, Fast Forward. Ah, here we are. Sea Ward Port. Looks like Ash and Misty is arguing again.
“Hey, Look at this.”
Look at what Brock?
“What is it?”
Answer Ash’s question please.
“It says tonight there’s a pokemon party. All trainers are invited.”
A party! Get out the hats!
“Well lets go.”
Just what I was thinking. Time to speed up time and see the events. There’s Misty in the…. I’m not going in the ladies room. Well lets check on Ash then. Well he’s…. right outside the washrooms. Misty just finished up but didn’t pass him. Wonder what Ash and Pikachu are talking about.
“Pika, Pikachu, Pika, Pikachu.(I think you should ask her to dance.)”
“Ask Misty to dance?”
I don’t suppose I could tell you that she’s hearing every word you’re saying. Nah, that would ruin the surprise.
“What if I do and make a fool out of myself?”
“Pikachu, Pika.(Wouldn’t be the first time.)”
Ouch.
“I like her and everything but…….”
“Pikachu.(Then ask her.)”
Nice idea. I’ll comment on the nervousness in the air around him while he’s at it. Wait a minute, Misty’s still listening. I’ll let you find that out for yourself.
“I can’t do that without being a nervous wreck.”
“Pika.(True.)”
Very.
“Pikachu, Pika, Pikachu, Pikachu.(But just standing here discussing it is doing the same thing.)”
Right.
“Well I can’t just ask her to dance. I be stuttering like a freak’n motor boat.”
True. But since you don’t have eyes in the back of your head, I should tell ya that Misty poked her head out, and Pikachu just spotted her. But then again, you’ll find out in 5,
“Pikachu.(Maybe you don’t have to.)”
4,
“What do mean?”
3,
“Pika, Pikachu.(Look behind you.)”
2,
“Huh?”
1,
“Pika, Pikachu.(She’s right behind you.)”
DISCOVERY! Now as you turn around don’t blush. I said don’t blush!
“Ash…..”
“……….”
We’re waiting.
“Pika, Pikachu.(I’ll leave you two alone.)”
Don’t worry pika pal. We just need these two here.
“Ash…. I never knew you felt that way.”
Now that Misty is hugging you Ash…. How do you feel?
“….Care to…. Dance….. Misty?”
The eternal question!
“Yes.”
O.K. Now find a nice open spot. That will do, and slowly sway to the music. And while you do that lets check in on everyone’s favorite misfits…. Team Rocket. Now lets see what’s wrong with this picture. The Rockets are unconscious. Well would you look at that. It’s everyone’s favorite genetic pokemon…. Mewtwo! And he’s looking at…. The pokemon party. Can we say trouble. I knew you could. All right then. We’ll get back to him. Something tells me he’ll get back to us, but until then lets find Brock. Oh, here he is. Looks like he found Pikachu.
“Hey, Pikachu.”
Now that he is on the table beside you, what do you want?
“Where’s Ash?”
Right where he’s pointing.
“What the….”
Don’t ask. Well, don’t ask yet at least.
“Why are those two….?”
CRASH!
What was that? Oh, Mewtwo joined the party.
“What is it?”
“A pokemon.”
“What kind of pokemon?”
“Who knows?”
“Who cares?”
So many questions, so little time before he blows you up.
“Ash, what is it?”
Go ahead, take out Dexter. See what that will do.
“No entries found.”
“Well then what is it?”
It’s Mewtwo Ash. A powerful, pissed off pokemon. Have fun.
“I am called Mewtwo.”
Gee, nice intro.
“I shall destroy you all.”
Gee, nice statement.
“He’s nuts.”
“He’s crazy.”
“I’m not sticking around.”
“Wait for me.”
“Where are you cowards going?”
“Come on, lets show him who’s going to be destroyed.”
Gee, so many reactions. Oh look, Mewtwo just Psybeamed the roof. Now then, ugh, where’d everybody go. All I see is Ash, Misty and Pikachu. And now Mewtwo shot Misty into a corner.
“MISTY!!!”
Ouch! You know that hurt.
“Squirtle, Charizard, Bulbasaur, Pigeotto, Pikachu, Go!”
That’s right, call in the cavalry. Well now we’re back were we started. Ash and co. vs. Mewtwo. I’m not good at keeping tabs so lets speed this up a little.
“Char!”
Looks like it hasn’t ended. Well Charizard and Pikachu are still standing. The rest are in poke balls and a world of hurt. Mewtwo uses barrier on Charizard’s blast and comes back with psychic. What action. Wait, Pikachu’s sneaking up. Mewtwo doesn’t see him. Mewtwo is about to slash Charizard and… Ouch, what a Thunder Shock. Mewtwo turns and… Oh, Charizard knocks him in the back of the head.
“Enough!”
Oh sure Mewtwo you’ve only had enough when you begin to lose.
“These pokemon are too strong for me. I shall go now, but I shall return. As to when and where, shall be my secret.”
Nice speech. Now that you’ve flown through the roof. That just leaves Ash, his pokemon, and lets not forget Misty.
“Misty.”
Don’t shake her too much.
“Misty, come on wake up.”
I hear a groan, and I see an arm move. I guess she’s all right. Sort of.
“Ash. What happened? Where’d it go?”
“It’s all right, it ran off, thanks to Pikachu and Charizard.”
Now stand up, and get Charizard in his poke ball before he burns something.
“Charizard, return.”
“Oh, Ash, that was so scary.”
“Don’t worry It’s over. For now.”
“So Ash, there’s one last thing we need to figure out.”
“What’s that?”
“What about…. Us?”
Gee, I getting misty, Misty. Sorry for the pun. Couldn’t resist.
“A lot of time together.”
Nice answer, a short kiss.
“O.K.! What have you two been up to!?”
“Brock!?”
“I worry my butt off when your not outside, and here I find you two….”
O.K. O.K. I think we can stop here.
Yes Ash shall be a great champion. That is if he survives
he’s friend. Thank you for listening to the story of this young man’s
life. I know you mortals wish to spend time wisely. Us gods
need not worry about that. We have all the time anyone could ask
us for. Please, come to my library again. I may show you another
story of young Katchem. But for now I must go. Someone keeps
forgetting to clean the floors. I may be the keeper here, but I don’t
clean. Until I see you again mortals, safe journey.