"Ahhhhh!!! We're finally on Cinnabar Island!!! I CAN GET MY BADGE!!!"Ash shouted with Glee.
PIKA PI CHA!! (me too!)"Pikachu shouted.
"Say Misty, now that we're on dry land, lets say you and I....you know....go somewhere together," Red asked Misty politely, his green eyes shining with love (isn't that line sickening?).
"Uh.......Sure, it would be nice to relax!"Misty replied, Ash coughed loudly.
"THEN YOU AND I ASHY CAN GO ON A DATE TOO!!!!"Kelly shouted, grabbing onto Ash.
(Note: You see, Kelly, John, Jack and Red all decided they would go along with Ash& co. on their adventures)
"NONONONONONOOOOO!!!!"Ash shouted.
"My my, who is shouting in the presence of the beautiful Misty?" A familiar voice said, everyone turned to see Gary, smiling evilly at Ash, and then turning to smile sweetly at Misty, his brown hair was......uh..........shiningly hairy......( so I couldn't think of
anything...sue me)
"And who exactly are you?"Red asked with annoyance. Pikachu and Ash
sighed.
"Who am I? I am Gary Oak, future Pokémon master!" Gary said, pointing to the sky.
"That's funny. I thought Ash was," John said.
"LOTS OF PEOPLE WANNA BE POKÉMON MASTERS YOU MORON!!! YOU HAVE YOGURT FOR BRAINS!!"Jack said smacking John upside the head.
"Wanna taste?"John asked. Everyone smacked John that time.
"Misty, how I have longed to see you," Gary said, taking hold of Misty hands, making John, Jack, Red and growl (Misty has gotta lot of men after her, kinda like an Akane problem....never mind)
"DON'T TOUCH HER!!!"Misty's storm troopers yelled.
"PI PI! (YA, SHE'S OFF LIMITS)" Pikachu cried.
"Excuse us, but we're here to..."Brock and Kelly said.
"Nice to see you to Gary,"Misty smiled. Gary smiled back.
"MISTY!!!!! YOU FLIRT!!!!"Ash shouted, Misty turned around sharply.
"WHO'S A FLIRT, CASANOVA!!???"Misty shot back at him.
".....What's a casanova?"John asked, Jack smacked him upside the head.
"Misty, I honestly don't see why all these guys are after you of all people! You look like a pregnant hippo cow! You're a brat, and I can't wait to pay back that bike so I can never see you again,"Ash scoffed. Misty stepped back, stunned.
"IF THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK OF ME YOU JERK, SEE IF I CARE!!!"Misty screamed, Ash looked at her with surprise, answering to: SLAP!!!!!!
"I WISH I NEVER MET YOU!!!!!!"Misty cried, tears streaming down her face.
Ash clutched a hand to his Misty slapped cheek (yup she slapped him, and I mean the face cheek, not butt cheek, heehee)
"This whole experience since Gary got me thinking, You don't care what happens to me, you never did, everything you ever said was a lie, a horrible lie!!! Well I'm sure you'll be very happy, adn you already have someone
VERY special, Goodbye!!!"Misty stomped past Ash. Everyone (most of all Ash) looked stunned.
"Misty, wait!"Gary said. Everyone, even Kelly gave Ash a look that would make anyone feel like a slime.
"I-I......."Ash started, but was interrupted when they heard a scream,
Misty's scream.......
"MISTY!!!"Everyone shouted, and then all ran in the direction in which
Misty ran off.
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Misty started crying tears of pain as the rocket members squeezed her
neck. ( NOT Jesse and James, some......Dun Dun DUUUUNNNNNN...unknown, Rocket
members).
"Hand over the Pokémon People, or the girl dies!!"A handsome, yet (dr.evil voice) Evil man, and a beautiful yet (dr.evil voice) evil women.
People in the crowd started to put their Pokéballs on the ground, except
for the greedys who ran off to keep their Pokémon. (Greedy people are
baaaaaaaadddd...bah bah black sheep, heehaw!!)
"What do you think you are doing!!"A voice (that sounded like
Brocks.....ooooooohhhhh, my who could it be?) shouted, the Rocket member
threw Misty to the ground.
"Whatever the hell I please,"He said, kicking Misty. Ash&co ran
forward. The man stopped.
"My name is Raos, and this is Cerene."Introduced Raos. Cerene, picked
up Misty by her hair (yowch!!) and laughed.
"PUT HER DOWN!!"Ash and Gary yelled.
"RIGHT NOW!!!"Jack and Red shouted.
"PIKA!!!"Pikachu shouted.
"Please....?"John asked, everyone but John fell down anime style.
"Hand over your Pokémon, and the girl gets hurt no more!"Raos laughed.
Ash lunged forward, followed by a punch in the stomach.
"Cerene, do punches in the stomich hurt alot, test it on the girl will
ya?"Raos said, Cerene nodded, punching Misty even harder in the stomich then
Raos did Ash.
"Any of you step forward, and I'll do this!"Raos said, giving Misty a
few sever beatings, Misty finally went unconscious.
"MISTY!!"Brock yelled (Brock is concern because Misty is like a little
sister to him....kappeesh?)
"NO, MISTY!!!"Everyone else yelled, suddenly, a rose with a sharp edge
whizzed past Raos's face, giving him a sharp cut on the cheek.
"PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!"
"AND MAKE IT DOUBLE!"
"TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVASTATION!"
"TO UNITE ALL PEOPLES WITHIN OUR NATION!"
"TO ANNOUNCE THE EVILS OF TRUTH AND LOVE!!"
"TO EXTEND OUR REACH TO THE STARS ABOVE!!"
"JESSE!"
"JAMES!"
"TEAM ROCKET, BLAST OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT!"
"SURRENDER NOW, OR PREPARE TO FIGHT!"
"MEOWTH, THAT'S RIGHT!!"
Jesse, James ( who is sooooo hot) and Meowth jumped from a nearby
lampost (don't ask me, bad guys always do that).
"Members of Team Rocket should never attack innocent people for
Pokemon!"Jesse shouted.
"Even if they are pests!"James agreed.
"Pests like flys?"John asked, Jack smacked him upside the head.
"And what are you gonna do about it? ACK!!"Raos shouted, while he was
off guard, Ash elbowed him in the face.
"TAKE THIS!! IN ONES A RICH FAMILY LIKE MYSELF, ONE MUST LEARN SELF
DEFENSE, HIYAA!"James shouted, fly kicking Cerene and Raos to the ground.
Followed, by....being handcuffed by Officer Jenny?
"Officer Jenny!! Why are you hear!!???" Brock asked.
"It seems Meowth here called me about these murderous crooks! I
suggest you all clear out, while you friends of this girl take her straight
to the hospital, i'm taking these crooks in,"Officer jenny said, dragging the
violent Team rocket members off. No one said anything when Ash picked up
Misty's body and carried her off to the hospital, they all followed.
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Misty awoke in a white room, she looked around the stuffed up small
room, and saw Ash, sitting next to her bed, smiling.
"Good to see you're awake, feeling any better Misty?"Ash asked.
"I-I think...s-so......what happened?"Misty asked. Ash explained
everything.
"So basically, you were here to...take care of me?"Misty asked. Ash
blushed, and nodded.
"I owed you one, after helping me out......I'm sorry about....what I
again,"Ash apologized.
"That's okay, it was just another dumb argument,"Misty wanted to ask
where everyone else was, but at the moment, she only wanted to be with Ash,
so she didn't ask.
"Misty?"Ash said, Misty looked up, Ash was leaning forward, Misty did
the same, just when their lips nearly met.........
"HI MISTY!!!!!"Shouted everyone bursting in the door.
"AAAAHHHH!!! GET AWAY FROM HER YOU FIEND!!!"Jack said, smacking Ash in
the head with a paper fan. Red punched him, Kelly cried for him not to ruin
her love, and John..........um...I dunno.......said stupid things while
hitting Ash with a chair. Brock and Pikachu sighed, being ignored.
"YOU WERE ABOUT TO KISS HER YOU.....YOU MISTY KISSER!!"John yelled.
"Yah!!.....Misty kisser? MORON!!"Jack said. Smacking John upside the
head.
"LIKE I WOULD KISS AN UGLY DWEEB LIKE MISTY!"Ash blushed as heshouted
this.
"UGLY DWEEB?? TAKE THAT!"Misty shouted, wacking Ash with
a....(uuummm...) aha!! A stethoscope.
"That hurts...owwowowwwwwww,"Ash moaned in pain.
Misty sighed, yep, everything was back to normal.
